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Ask Me About My Trauma Dark Humor Graphic Tee

$19.95 USD

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The Ask Me About My Trauma Shirt is for people who've done the work, found the humor, and aren't afraid to wear their healing journey on their chest. Soft Gildan 5000 cotton as comforting as finally unpacking your baggage.

Made from 100% cotton with a classic unisex fit, true to size. Available in sizes XS–5XL. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.

Part of our Funny, Sarcastic & Dark Humor and Basic Tee Collection — pairs with our Neurodivergent & Proud designs for brutally honest style.

Perfect gift for therapy veterans, mental health advocates, people in recovery, and anyone who uses humor as a coping mechanism.

✨ Warding off the Ordinary — and toxic positivity.

Product Information

The Gildan 5000 is a classic heavyweight tee built for comfort, durability, and everyday wear. Made from 100% preshrunk cotton, it offers a sturdy, structured feel that holds its shape while staying soft against the skin. With a traditional fit and seamless double-needle construction, this shirt is designed to last through countless washes and adventures.

Fabric & Fit

100% preshrunk cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
Heather and safety colors include a polyester blend
Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
Classic unisex fit — slightly roomier than retail cut
Taped neck and shoulders for durability
Seamless double-needle 7/8” collar
Tear-away label for comfort
Available in sizes S–5XL (Size chart)

Care

Machine wash warm, inside-out
Tumble dry medium
Do not bleach
Do not iron directly on design
Do not dry clean

Certifications

WRAP-certified (Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production)
OEKO-TEX® certified for safety and sustainability

This tee is a reliable everyday essential — durable enough for work, soft enough for play, and versatile enough to showcase any design with confidence.

Shipping Rates

Processing:

2 to 5 Business days

Delivery:

US 3 to 5 days
Canada 7 to 14 days
Australia 10 to 30 days
Rest of World 10 to 30 days

Rates (customer pays):
US: Free
Canada: $12.00 USD
Australia: $15.95 USD
Rest of World: $15.95 USD

Note: International orders may be subject to customs
fees or import duties not included in your order price. Delivery times are
estimates and may vary by location.

Full Shipping Policy

Returns, exchanges & refunds

All items are made to order, so we can’t accept general returns or size swaps — please check the size chart before ordering.

If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, email returns@getthesalt.com within 30 days with photos and we’ll replace it.

Full Return Policy

Our Print Partner & Process

We work with Printify, a global print-on-demand platform that connects us with trusted print partners. Here’s how it works:

You place an order → it goes straight to Printify.
They route it to one of their vetted production partners (like Bella + Canvas or Monster Digital).
Your item is printed, quality-checked, and shipped directly to you.

No middlemen, no piles of unsold inventory — just fresh, made-to-order products every time.

When you order, your design goes straight into production using direct-to-garment (DTG) technology with water-based, eco-friendly inks.

That means:

Vivid, long-lasting prints that won’t peel or crack
Soft hand feel (you don’t feel the print sitting on top)
Reduced waste & eco-conscious production

After printing, your shirt is heat-cured, inspected, and shipped directly to you. Freshly made, never stale — just the way oddities should be.

About out designs

Every design is an original creation by Get the Salt, inspired by our own curiosity and out-there adventures. We mix snark, spooky vibes, and a love for the strange into bold graphics you won’t find anywhere else.

From cryptids to dark humor, ghost stories to everyday chaos — our art is made to spark conversation, side-eye, and maybe a little existential dread.