Booze, Boos & Bad Decisions Hoodie

The Lane Seven LS14001 Premium Pullover Hoodie is built for comfort and durability — heavyweight, soft, and made to last. Crafted from a cotton–poly fleece blend, it offers warmth without being overly bulky. Its modern unisex retail fit and jersey-lined hood make it versatile for everyday wear, while ribbed cuffs and waistband keep the silhouette sharp after repeated washes.

Fabric & Fit
80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester fleece (heathers vary)

Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (280 g/m²)

Retail unisex fit, true to size

Jersey-lined hood with matching drawcords & metal grommets

Kangaroo pouch pocket with double-needle stitching

Ribbed cuffs and waistband

Side-seamed construction

Tear-away label for comfort

Sizes

Available in S–3XL (select colors up to 5XL depending on stock)



Size Chart

Care

Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach
Cool iron if needed (do not iron design)
Do not dry clean

Certifications
WRAP-certified (Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production)

Made in facilities committed to eco-conscious dyeing and production

This hoodie delivers the perfect mix of warmth, style, and durability, making it an ideal canvas for Odd Phoenix designs — built for late-night ghost hunts, cozy rituals, or just surviving awkward family gatherings.

Processing:

• 2 to 5 Business days

Delivery:

• US 3 to 5 days
• Canada 7 to 14 days
• Australia 10 to 30 days
• Rest of World 10 to 30 days

Rates (customer pays):
US: Free
Canada: $14.95
Australia: $25.95
Rest of World: $19.95

Note: International orders may be subject to customs
fees or import duties not included in your order price. Delivery times are
estimates and may vary by location.

Full Shipping Policy

All items are made to order, so we can’t accept general returns or size swaps — please check the size chart before ordering.

If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, email returns@getthesalt.com within 30 days with photos and we’ll replace it.

Full Return Policy

We work with Printify, a global print-on-demand platform that connects us with trusted print partners. Here’s how it works:

1. You place an order → it goes straight to Printify.
   
2. They route it to one of their vetted production partners (like Bella + Canvas or Monster Digital).
   
3. Your item is printed, quality-checked, and shipped directly to you.
   

No middlemen, no piles of unsold inventory — just fresh, made-to-order products every time.

When you order, your design goes straight into production using direct-to-garment (DTG) technology with water-based, eco-friendly inks.

That means:

Vivid, long-lasting prints that won’t peel or crack
Soft hand feel (you don’t feel the print sitting on top)
Reduced waste & eco-conscious production

After printing, your shirt is heat-cured, inspected, and shipped directly to you. Freshly made, never stale — just the way oddities should be.

Every design is an original creation by Get the Salt, inspired by our own curiosity and out-there adventures. We mix snark, spooky vibes, and a love for the strange into bold graphics you won’t find anywhere else.

From cryptids to dark humor, ghost stories to everyday chaos — our art is made to spark conversation, side-eye, and maybe a little existential dread.

This product meets EU and UK consumer protection requirements, including a 2-year legal warranty against manufacturing defects.

EU Compliance Page