Tears of My Toxic Ex Mug

Some mornings taste better when seasoned with a little schadenfreude.

This mug is sharp, sassy, and unapologetically petty — perfect for anyone who’s done with the drama and ready to sip victory one tear at a time. Original Get the Salt design.

Sturdy ceramic mug available in 11oz or 15oz sizes. Glossy black finish with bold lettering, teardrop accents, and a tiny skull that stand up to both dishwasher and microwave use.

Great for breakup survivors, therapy grads, sarcasm lovers, and anyone who knows moving on pairs best with caffeine.

Dishwasher and microwave safe for everyday use.